Mustache Arcade Secret Level – Stories Part 2

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Liked that last one? Cool so let’s roll right along to part 2. I’m just going to say that this one is a bit odd. We go off track quite a few times, and talk about things that may or may not offend. Just in case they do I am sorry if we talk about sensitive subjects and we do not intend to make light of anything. That being said let’s listen to Part 2 of tales from the web.

Stick around because part 3 is coming up and it’s a doozy of a tale.

Mustache Arcade Secret Level – Stories Part 1

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We are back at last. Back with a special episode, we have been talking about doing this for a long time now. This part one of a special MA where the 3 of us tell our stories of experiences and romance we have come across in our days in online gaming. Part one is mostly Derrick and Eric (Player 3) talking about their days we the 3 of us roamed the lands of Ragnarok Online.

Stay tuned for parts 2-3 coming soon. Leave a comment to let us know what you think, or to tell us of your experiences online.

Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Nine: Reason Number Four Why I Am On Underqualified: Murder Is Always a Solution

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Nine: Reason Number Four Why I Am On Underqualified: Murder Is Always a Solution (06/19/2013)

In this cautionary tale of swords and sorcery, Jec and his guests Guy and Dan bestow their wisdom upon you listeners by answering such questions as: do I have to invite my sister-in-law to my bachelorette party, protocols for room presentation for a prospective significant other, and how to resolve table top drama with couples.

We need your questions or we will die… Or at least the show will. Type your questions in the box and hit “Submit”. We’ll never know who you are.

Also, Amazon warriors, Samurai, Ninjas and Pirates are all fascinating. I swear it makes sense in context. I’m not just mentioning things I love.

But on the subject of things I love, dinosaurs are freaking awesome.

I got dreadlocks recently, and they are still locking. My head itched so bad last night, I woke myself up several times. It sucked. I am deathly tired.

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This episode featured the songs “Awake” and “Lies” by Mankind Is Obsolete. If you like Mankind Is Obsolete’s music, which you should, you can listen to or download their music at music.mkio.com or amazon.com.

Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Eight: And They’re Just Watching You Slapping Your Meat Part Together

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Eight: And They’re Just Watching You Slapping Your Meat Part Together (06/05/2013)

In this question-loaded episode, Jec, Holden and Christy answer your questions such as: is it okay for animals to be on the bed while “doing it”, methods to transcend awkward silences, how to tell someone their cooking is abysmal, and should a woman pay for the meal if she asks a guy out on a date?

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Holden referenced Kelley, the host of the podcast Mating Habits of the Modern Geek, because she has hosted several speed dating events. Keep a look out on her website for more speed dating events, though they may not contain competitive speed dating. We’ll work on that.

The song I said I would hum was Rub Me Raw by Android Lust.

Tarantulas of differing species have different numbers of eyes. Regardless of the species, none of them want to watch you have sex.

While I mentioned this scene in reference to giving birth to a fifteen month old child, this is all I can think of when discussing child birth:

Dolan included.

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Six: Driving Without Pants Is Very Liberating

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Six: Driving Without Pants Is Very Liberating (05/08/2013)

In this fortnight’s adventure, Jec, Holden and their internationally, internet famous chum Guy give Jec (me) advice on how to start accepting first dates from ladies, and we answer your questions. Questions such as: when to drop the “M” bomb, how to keep dating interesting after ten years of marriage, and who would play us in the Underqualified movie.

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Guy stared in the They Might Be Giants original official video for Can’t Keep Johnny Down:

The video was directed, written and produced by by Mohit Jaswal. Check him and his stuff out at: http://www.mohitjaswal.com/

Here were our answers for the “who would play us in the Underqualified movie” question:

Jec:

Who he wants to play him: Keith David

Who would play him: Probably someone that is nothing like him.

Just imagine there is a photo here of someone who is not as baller as Keith David… So pretty much anyone. Including me.

Holden:

Who he wants to play him: Sam Rockwell

Who would play him: A young Rick Moranis

Guy:

Who he wants to play him: Blake Anderson

Who would play him: Rip Torn

And if enough people request it, I’ll make up a draft of the Dating Resume we talked about. So request it or receive nothing.

On second thought, maybe I wouldn’t want to die like Tetsuo in Akira. I’m not posting the Tetsuo monster from Akira on here. If haven’t seen Akria and you’re curious, look for “Tetsuo transformation” on youtube or whatever your favorite provider of copyright violating video website is. It’s definitely not safe for work.

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This episode featured the songs “Awake” and “Lies” by Mankind Is Obsolete. If you like Mankind Is Obsolete’s music, which you should, you can listen to or download their music at music.mkio.com or amazon.com.

Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Five: Don’t Want to Have Sex with Me; Because, There Will Always Be Mariachi Music

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Five: Don’t Want to Have Sex with Me; Because, There Will Always Be Mariachi Music (4/24/2013)

In this regularly-scheduled episode, Jec, Holden and Dan the Badass take on the monumental task of explaining our signature moves for the Underqualified fighting game and answering your questions. We answer such questions as: whether to breakup with someone because you think your in love with someone else, what album you would choose to always play when you made love, and the question that has been on everyone’s mind, is Holden black? In addition, Holden manages to churn out some truly abysmal advice.

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Four: Can I Borrow Some Spit? I’m Parched

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Four: Can I Borrow Some Spit? I’m Parched (4/17/2013)

In this tale of laughter and misery, Jec, Derrick and Christy answer your burning relationship questions. Questions such as: informing your divorced friends how your marriage is doing without sounding like you’re bragging, does activities and locations matter when hanging around members of the opposite sex, does kissing count as cheating, and how to talk about what you like and don’t like with other geeks (without creating conflict).

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This episode featured the songs “Awake” and “Lies” by Mankind Is Obsolete. If you like Mankind Is Obsolete’s music, which you should, you can listen to or download their music at music.mkio.com or amazon.com.