Underqualified: Episode Thirty-Two: Welcome to Underqualified Where We Don’t Know What the Hell We’re Talking About

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Underqualified: Episode Thirty-Two: Welcome to Underqualified Where We Don’t Know What the Hell We’re Talking About (07/31/2013)


We are announcing our hiatus for the next two months. We have been doing the show consistently (expect for that one episode we missed because I almost died) for over a year now, and we desire some respite. And since no one is paying us to keep doing this, we can do what we want. That being said, we still answered your questions and remind you of our previous episodes for you listening pleasure.

Send us a question, but it will not be until we get back before we answer it.

Episode Notes:

The first X-Men comic came out in 1963. While I used Cyclopes as an example, I am unsure if all of those things actually happened to him. Though that has happened to so many other characters from that universe, I think you get my meaning and frustration.

Despite my hatred it, I did answer the question. My choices being Spyke or Maggot. Holden’s answer was Cable.

Ah, yes. Another shameless plug for Shadoweyes. Although, it was Holden the one who brought it up. Seriously though, it’s a great comic.

On the subject of actual two player games you and your not-so-familiar-with-video-games-significant-other can play together, games that keep both players tethered together rather than having free-roam of the world can help. Games like Dark Alliance, Champions of Norrath, any of the LEGO games you find interesting (Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, etc) or Scott Pilgrim VS. The World are examples. Games like Sonic 2 may not be the best choice since Sonic can abandon Tails for dead like an irresponsible person with an unwanted pet. And for some reason, Tails always, though sometimes reluctantly, returns to him.

Here are a few gifs that explain the Dark Souls experience and how frustrating and overwhelming that game can become. I promise, they are all fairly accurate.

Seriously though, Army of Two is so bad. But boy howdy, Holden and I had the most fun playing it. Also, if you hadn’t figured it out by listening, at least half of the games we suggest for couples to play are ones we’ve played together.

Rocky IV did have the robot. Thanks, Wikipedia. Now I don’t have to sit through that movie but still gathered the information I desired.

Also, if you know of any good movies that are the fourth in a series, or greater, leave the movie title in the comments. Or, you know, make up funny movie titles for the fourth movie in a made up movie series. That would be fine as well.

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This episode featured the songs “Awake” and “Lies” by Mankind Is Obsolete. If you like Mankind Is Obsolete’s music, which you should, you can listen to or download their music at music.mkio.com or amazon.com.

Mustache Arcade – Level 22

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Once again it’s time for the darkness because I was not here. They fellas replace me this episode with spaghetti and they have a rip roaring time laughing it up. Also this episode marks a new format to our question section. From now on you will send us a topic to discuss rather then a question to answer. Have a good listen.

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Before and After – American Grindhouse

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I know it’s been a long time and so we bring you a special “inception” episode of Before and After. It’s a movie show, and about a movie show, about movies. BwAAAAAA… BWAAAAAAA…. then Cobb dreams of a train.

The West Virginia Senior Swingers Club Plays: SCP: Containment Breach (Part 1)

Ah yes. The task of trying to get Derrick to quit the show continues with the legitimately terrifying, free-to-download game SCP: Containment Breach.

This episode is not all screaming at the monsters, nor will further episodes with this game be so one dimensional either. The game has a deep sense of history even outside of the main driving force, for it is based on the SCP lore. If you are a SCP fan, I am sure you will love seeing the world come to life. If you have no idea what SCP is, you should check it out: http://www.scp-wiki.net/

This is the latest version of the game to date (version 0.7.4), and so far I like the changes.

Enjoy the episode! I command it!

/Jec

Underqualified: Episode Thirty-One: What It Boils Down to Is: Are You Willing To Kick Your Best Friend’s Ass

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Underqualified: Episode Thirty-One: What It Boils Down to Is: Are You Willing To Kick Your Best Friend’s Ass (07/17/2013)

In this gratuitous explosion of information, Jec, Holden, and their guest Sandra answer your questions such as but not limited to: is it okay to get jealous if our mate is watching anime porn, can friends date siblings, and we answer the weirdest question we have ever gotten; tips for potential mates when you have a fetish for heroin addicts.

YOUR QUESTION! HERE! SEND IT!

Episode Notes:

In defense of morticians and their profession: yes, there can be hot morticians. They even made a calendar featuring them. Note: it’s attractive men. I could not find any hot lady mortician info, but I pretty much stopped after I discovered that calendar. You’re welcome, morticians around the world. Your honor and hotness has been defended by yours truly.

Also “hot morticians” and “men of mortuaries” are both in my google history now… You’re welcome, listeners.

And while I am on the defensive, vocaloid is totally legitimate and not the same as anime pron. Well okay, maybe some of them are. But the ones I have seen contain zero pornography. And granted, you do not have to like vocaloid music. Like all genres, it has its merits, and like all genres, most of it sucks with some good stuff mixed in to keep you from discarding it entirely.

Addiction to porn, video games, the internet, soda, or whatever is possible, Holden. I’ll go to the internet to find people who agree with me.

She meant to say she had an IUD not a IED. That would have been a very different experience. Even wikipedia warns you not to get the two confused. Essure was the permanent contraceptive Pandora.com advertises to me. You know, because I am a lady who doesn’t want children. Which as far as target marketing goes, they got it 50% correct.

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My Computer’s Insatiable Appetite for Destruction

Hello, peoples. Jec here.

Due to, theoretically, no fault of my own, my computer has destroyed the final episode of Rig ‘N’ Roll. So no West Virginia Senior Swingers Club this week. You have my deepest apologies.

But good news, everyone! Next Monday, we shall be kicking off our newest game. “I can’t wait! What is it?!” you may be asking, foaming at the mouth while you claw at the monitor. It’s a surprise. You’ll have to find out next week.

So check out our new episode and game next week, and check out Underqualified on Wednesday.

So in our absence, here is a video by the people who impress us time and time again… When will they notice us?!

/Jec