Before and After: Rubber

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Hey there everyone! Clint here, and once again Jec and myself have taken up the task of watching movies. Well, it’s not that big of a task. Or is it?

We stumbled across a little film on Netflix called “Rubber”, and along with our guest host Derrick, of All the Fuss fame, we watched this… Movie? I question this because can you call something this bad anything other than garbage? Take a listen and you’ll see what I mean. Come with us to the world of film, and join us on our quest through this train wreck of film.

Here it is, and here we go. Before and After episode 2: Rubber

Our Thoughts of Rubber:


How Many Stars Does This Movie Deserve?: At least 7,500 black holes.

Describe How the Movie Made You Feel: It’s like if someone offered you some dirt cake. Seeing how realistic it looks, you ask, “Is this dirt?” They reply, “No. It’s dirt cake.” Happy with the prospect of free cake, you take a bite out of it only to discover it’s just dirt.”


How Many Stars Does This Movie Deserve?: One infinite black hole that sucks in all of the other black holes.

How Did This Movie Make You Feel?: It’s like if you went to the fair and you saw a guy making cotton candy. But he is only selling white cotton candy. You’ve never tried white cotton candy before, so you buy it. You bite into it, and it’s just salt. You were excited for a moment, but then… Eghh!


How Many Stars Does This Movie Deserve?: Three black cubes.

How Did This Movie Make You Feel?: So you’re driving down the road, having a good time. It’s a little hot out but it’s nothing you can’t handle. Then your tire goes flat. It’s alright, you’ve got a spare in the trunk. You open up the trunk, boom, the tire blows your head up, drives off and makes this movie (and takes your wallet and uses your money to fund the movie).

Underqualified: Episode One: Shatterhand

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05/09/2012. Underqualified: Episode One: Shatterhand

In this episode, Jec, Holden and Clayton discuss a number of topics including how to recover from a horrible first impression, how many stuffed bears can you posses before it gets creepy, and prime karaoke songs to impress those around you.

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This episode featured the songs “The Standing Ones” and “Voyeur” from Hungry Lucy. If you like their music, which you should, you can download their music from or from

Go ahead! Ask us a question for the show!

All the Fuss: Far off the rails

Here we go with the first episode of All the Fuss. My friends and I are happy to bring this to you listeners and hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoyed recording.

Here is part 1 of the captain planet episode: A formula for hate. If you need more head onto youtube and watch the rest you will be glad you did.

If you would rather download this and listen to it on your free time click here

Also in case you missed it here is that simpsons couch gag we were talking about