Underqualified: Episode Thirty-Two: Welcome to Underqualified Where We Don’t Know What the Hell We’re Talking About

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Underqualified: Episode Thirty-Two: Welcome to Underqualified Where We Don’t Know What the Hell We’re Talking About (07/31/2013)


We are announcing our hiatus for the next two months. We have been doing the show consistently (expect for that one episode we missed because I almost died) for over a year now, and we desire some respite. And since no one is paying us to keep doing this, we can do what we want. That being said, we still answered your questions and remind you of our previous episodes for you listening pleasure.

Send us a question, but it will not be until we get back before we answer it.

Episode Notes:

The first X-Men comic came out in 1963. While I used Cyclopes as an example, I am unsure if all of those things actually happened to him. Though that has happened to so many other characters from that universe, I think you get my meaning and frustration.

Despite my hatred it, I did answer the question. My choices being Spyke or Maggot. Holden’s answer was Cable.

Ah, yes. Another shameless plug for Shadoweyes. Although, it was Holden the one who brought it up. Seriously though, it’s a great comic.

On the subject of actual two player games you and your not-so-familiar-with-video-games-significant-other can play together, games that keep both players tethered together rather than having free-roam of the world can help. Games like Dark Alliance, Champions of Norrath, any of the LEGO games you find interesting (Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, etc) or Scott Pilgrim VS. The World are examples. Games like Sonic 2 may not be the best choice since Sonic can abandon Tails for dead like an irresponsible person with an unwanted pet. And for some reason, Tails always, though sometimes reluctantly, returns to him.

Here are a few gifs that explain the Dark Souls experience and how frustrating and overwhelming that game can become. I promise, they are all fairly accurate.

http://gifmansion.com/GM/uploads/2012/03/hardest-game-ever-gif.gif

Seriously though, Army of Two is so bad. But boy howdy, Holden and I had the most fun playing it. Also, if you hadn’t figured it out by listening, at least half of the games we suggest for couples to play are ones we’ve played together.

Rocky IV did have the robot. Thanks, Wikipedia. Now I don’t have to sit through that movie but still gathered the information I desired.

Also, if you know of any good movies that are the fourth in a series, or greater, leave the movie title in the comments. Or, you know, make up funny movie titles for the fourth movie in a made up movie series. That would be fine as well.

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Underqualified: Episode Thirty-One: What It Boils Down to Is: Are You Willing To Kick Your Best Friend’s Ass

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Underqualified: Episode Thirty-One: What It Boils Down to Is: Are You Willing To Kick Your Best Friend’s Ass (07/17/2013)

In this gratuitous explosion of information, Jec, Holden, and their guest Sandra answer your questions such as but not limited to: is it okay to get jealous if our mate is watching anime porn, can friends date siblings, and we answer the weirdest question we have ever gotten; tips for potential mates when you have a fetish for heroin addicts.

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Episode Notes:

In defense of morticians and their profession: yes, there can be hot morticians. They even made a calendar featuring them. Note: it’s attractive men. I could not find any hot lady mortician info, but I pretty much stopped after I discovered that calendar. You’re welcome, morticians around the world. Your honor and hotness has been defended by yours truly.

Also “hot morticians” and “men of mortuaries” are both in my google history now… You’re welcome, listeners.

And while I am on the defensive, vocaloid is totally legitimate and not the same as anime pron. Well okay, maybe some of them are. But the ones I have seen contain zero pornography. And granted, you do not have to like vocaloid music. Like all genres, it has its merits, and like all genres, most of it sucks with some good stuff mixed in to keep you from discarding it entirely.

Addiction to porn, video games, the internet, soda, or whatever is possible, Holden. I’ll go to the internet to find people who agree with me.

She meant to say she had an IUD not a IED. That would have been a very different experience. Even wikipedia warns you not to get the two confused. Essure was the permanent contraceptive Pandora.com advertises to me. You know, because I am a lady who doesn’t want children. Which as far as target marketing goes, they got it 50% correct.

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Underqualified: Episode Thirty: Sarcasm Aside, I Totally Agree with You

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Underqualified: Episode Thirty: Sarcasm Aside, I Totally Agree with You (07/03/2013)

Amazingly, there was only one person who had a question… So prepare for an extremely short episode!

That is the extent of my post. Here’s a gif of both my biggest fear and biggest dream:

Jec’s biggest dream and fear: to live with dinosaurs.

And here’s a gif of something cute to counter-balance that last one:

YOUR QUESTION! HERE!

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Nine: Reason Number Four Why I Am On Underqualified: Murder Is Always a Solution

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Nine: Reason Number Four Why I Am On Underqualified: Murder Is Always a Solution (06/19/2013)

In this cautionary tale of swords and sorcery, Jec and his guests Guy and Dan bestow their wisdom upon you listeners by answering such questions as: do I have to invite my sister-in-law to my bachelorette party, protocols for room presentation for a prospective significant other, and how to resolve table top drama with couples.

We need your questions or we will die… Or at least the show will. Type your questions in the box and hit “Submit”. We’ll never know who you are.

Also, Amazon warriors, Samurai, Ninjas and Pirates are all fascinating. I swear it makes sense in context. I’m not just mentioning things I love.

But on the subject of things I love, dinosaurs are freaking awesome.

I got dreadlocks recently, and they are still locking. My head itched so bad last night, I woke myself up several times. It sucked. I am deathly tired.

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Eight: And They’re Just Watching You Slapping Your Meat Part Together

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Eight: And They’re Just Watching You Slapping Your Meat Part Together (06/05/2013)

In this question-loaded episode, Jec, Holden and Christy answer your questions such as: is it okay for animals to be on the bed while “doing it”, methods to transcend awkward silences, how to tell someone their cooking is abysmal, and should a woman pay for the meal if she asks a guy out on a date?

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Holden referenced Kelley, the host of the podcast Mating Habits of the Modern Geek, because she has hosted several speed dating events. Keep a look out on her website for more speed dating events, though they may not contain competitive speed dating. We’ll work on that.

The song I said I would hum was Rub Me Raw by Android Lust.

Tarantulas of differing species have different numbers of eyes. Regardless of the species, none of them want to watch you have sex.

While I mentioned this scene in reference to giving birth to a fifteen month old child, this is all I can think of when discussing child birth:

Dolan included.

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Seven: Be a Gatling Gun of Questions

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Seven: Be a Gatling Gun of Questions (05/22/2013)

In this daring tale of hoopla, Jec, Holden and their guest Kelley, the host of the podcast Mating Habits of the Modern Geek, delve into your burning geek and nongeek questions alike. Questions such as but not limited to: when is it appropriate to poop in your prospective significant others home, how to stop thinking the grass is always greener on the other side, and how to introduce your girlf or boyf to your geekdoms.

Render unto us your questions! Simply type them in the box and hit “Submit”.

Also, check out Kelley’s podcast, Mating Habits of the Modern Geek. Look! A fancy picture to take you there.

Hear the Inception noise anytime you want!

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Underqualified’s Special Guest!

Hey, dudes. Jec here.

I’m incredibly happy to announce that Kelley, the host of The Mating Habits of the Modern Geek, will be our guest this fortnight on Underqualified! If you haven’t heard her show before, follow the link above and give it a listen.

Whether you have heard her show before or not, send in your geek and non geek related questions today and get them answered on the show!

Type your geek and non geek relationship questions questions  below and hit “Submit”. It’s completely anonymous, so there is no reason not to ask.

Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Six: Driving Without Pants Is Very Liberating

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Six: Driving Without Pants Is Very Liberating (05/08/2013)

In this fortnight’s adventure, Jec, Holden and their internationally, internet famous chum Guy give Jec (me) advice on how to start accepting first dates from ladies, and we answer your questions. Questions such as: when to drop the “M” bomb, how to keep dating interesting after ten years of marriage, and who would play us in the Underqualified movie.

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Guy stared in the They Might Be Giants original official video for Can’t Keep Johnny Down:

The video was directed, written and produced by by Mohit Jaswal. Check him and his stuff out at: http://www.mohitjaswal.com/

Here were our answers for the “who would play us in the Underqualified movie” question:

Jec:

Who he wants to play him: Keith David

Who would play him: Probably someone that is nothing like him.

Just imagine there is a photo here of someone who is not as baller as Keith David… So pretty much anyone. Including me.

Holden:

Who he wants to play him: Sam Rockwell

Who would play him: A young Rick Moranis

Guy:

Who he wants to play him: Blake Anderson

Who would play him: Rip Torn

And if enough people request it, I’ll make up a draft of the Dating Resume we talked about. So request it or receive nothing.

On second thought, maybe I wouldn’t want to die like Tetsuo in Akira. I’m not posting the Tetsuo monster from Akira on here. If haven’t seen Akria and you’re curious, look for “Tetsuo transformation” on youtube or whatever your favorite provider of copyright violating video website is. It’s definitely not safe for work.

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Five: Don’t Want to Have Sex with Me; Because, There Will Always Be Mariachi Music

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Five: Don’t Want to Have Sex with Me; Because, There Will Always Be Mariachi Music (4/24/2013)

In this regularly-scheduled episode, Jec, Holden and Dan the Badass take on the monumental task of explaining our signature moves for the Underqualified fighting game and answering your questions. We answer such questions as: whether to breakup with someone because you think your in love with someone else, what album you would choose to always play when you made love, and the question that has been on everyone’s mind, is Holden black? In addition, Holden manages to churn out some truly abysmal advice.

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Four: Can I Borrow Some Spit? I’m Parched

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Underqualified: Episode Twenty-Four: Can I Borrow Some Spit? I’m Parched (4/17/2013)

In this tale of laughter and misery, Jec, Derrick and Christy answer your burning relationship questions. Questions such as: informing your divorced friends how your marriage is doing without sounding like you’re bragging, does activities and locations matter when hanging around members of the opposite sex, does kissing count as cheating, and how to talk about what you like and don’t like with other geeks (without creating conflict).

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